Goat Simulator:Payday

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Goat Simulator: Payday (or Goat Payday, for short) is a Goat Simulator DLC Map inspired by the First Person Shooter game Payday 2 developed by Overkill Software, Starbreeze Studios, and Sumo Digital. This map was part of a crossover event, which also added a special Goat Simulator-inspired level for Payday 2.

Features (As stated on Steam)[edit | edit source]

  • Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands
  • Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
  • Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.

Goats[edit | edit source]

Don "The Enforcer" Pastrami: Don is a badass goat.

Valentino "The Flamingo" Salami: Valentino has the power to fly! And by licking a human, you are gifted with the power of mind-control!

Dolph "The Dolphin" Spaghetti: Dolph can go up any walls with it’s sticky wheels and has the power to extend endlessly.

Humphrey "The Camel" Ciabatta: Humphrey can drink water with E (lick), store it in his hump and then spray it all over the place.

Actual Features[edit | edit source]

  • Ability to play with four different characters (one at a time), which can be switched by pressing TAB.
  • Quests of varying size, usually with a humorous result;
  • UFOs that will randomly abduct NPCs;
  • Players can get stranded on the Moon;
  • Interactive cannons are scattered through the map and can be used for fast travel;
  • Some of the funniest mutators around
  • Many trophies and secrets
  • Steal and drive various cars and trucks